Exclusive: David Cronenberg Knows What Defamer Is And Still Lets Us…

When you think of opera, be honest, you start to nod off a little bit. Well, David Cronenberg is about to change all that. The director who made the more watchable of the two Crash movies has turned his 1987 cult classic, The Fly, into a full-blown opera. It's getting its US premiere this weekend at the Dorothy… » 9/02/08 5:25pm 9/02/08 5:25pm

Exclusive: 'Tropic Thunder' Writer Stops Making Fun Of Mentally…

Take a good look at that Tropic Thunder poster. Go past the glossy, airbrushed photos of the film's many stars, past the lush jungle setting, past the fiery explosions, and you might notice something. See there? Down at the bottom? It says "Screenplay by Ben Stiller & Justin Theroux, and Etan Cohen." Sure, other more… » 8/13/08 7:10pm 8/13/08 7:10pm

Meet Matthew McConaughey, The Creepiest Beef Spokesman In The World

Did you stuff your face with enough beef over the holiday weekend? If not, Matthew McConaughey is gonna be mighty pissed off. Check out the new radio spot he recorded for the National Cattleman's Beef Association. You know, the dudes who came up with that "Beef, it's what's for dinner" slogan? Well, they got… » 7/07/08 5:00pm 7/07/08 5:00pm

The Defamer Guide To The Whole Madonna / A-Rod / Lenny Kravitz Situation

If you've looked at the Internet at all this past week, you've probably gleaned that there's something going on with Madonna, Guy Ritchie, A-Rod and, most recently, Lenny Kravitz. A lot has happened in a very short time and, quite possibly, many of you haven't been able to keep up. But don't feel ashamed, that's what… » 7/03/08 7:45pm 7/03/08 7:45pm

PETA Would Rather Tinker With Sharon Stone's Brain Than Wear Fur

It's no secret that Sharon Stone is batshit crazy. But while most people laugh and make snarky comments (like us), the folks at PETA have decided to actually do something about it. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals organization is offering Ms. Stone one free brain scan in an effort to improve her… » 7/03/08 7:00pm 7/03/08 7:00pm

Seth MacFarlane Takes First Step Towards Alienating His Stoner Frat Boy…

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane is the highest paid writer/producer in Hollywood and, as of today, he's also one of the most THC-free. Recently, MacFarlane announced that he will no longer be smoking marijuana because it makes him too paranoid. "One of the last times I was stoned, I was convinced that I would die… » 7/03/08 4:50pm 7/03/08 4:50pm

Bravo TV Provides A Historic Solution To All Your Anal Lubricant Needs

It's no secret that Bravo is a gay friendly network. They've got Kathy Griffin, Project Runway (at least for a little while longer) and shows about people getting their hair did. Plus, who could forget about their great big sexy bear, Mr. Tom Colicchio? But if you happened to tune into Bravo on Monday night, you may… » 7/03/08 4:25pm 7/03/08 4:25pm

Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Another Year Of Just Barely Keeping It Together

America isn't the only one having a birthday this week. Last night, Lindsay Lohan — everyone's favorite freckle-faced, raspy-voiced, psychologically-damaged, naked-picture-taking, gossip-column-filling, potential-half-sister-having, secretly-lesbian actress — turned 22 years old. It's truly mind boggling to imagine… » 7/03/08 12:50pm 7/03/08 12:50pm

In Honor of The 4th of July, Megan Fox Wins Her Independence From…

I remember the first time I heard about Megan Fox. "Man, this chick has it all," I thought to myself. She's hot, not a terrible actress, uh... did I mention hot? In fact there was only one problem with her. Her fiancé was a douchebag. And not just any douchebag, but Brian Austin Green! The whole B.A.G. affair was such… » 7/02/08 8:45pm 7/02/08 8:45pm

Jumpstart Your Acting Career By Profiting Off The Death Of Tim Russert!

What took Hollywood so long? Tim Russert died on June 13th and they're only just now announcing plans to make a movie about his life? On July 2nd? Come on, people, that's 19 days. Used to be a movie like that would get announced under a week after the tragedy. Summer must be making everyone lazy. » 7/02/08 7:35pm 7/02/08 7:35pm

Get Psyched For The Most Drug-Taking, Sex-Having Harry Potter Yet

Daniel Radcliffe has got to be sick of playing Harry Potter already because he's starting to talk all kinds of crazy talk about the upcoming 6th installment (feels more like the 100th) of the series, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, to make it sound more exciting. In a recent interview with Empire Magazine,… » 7/02/08 7:10pm 7/02/08 7:10pm

Eddie Murphy Wants To Stop Playing Robots With Aliens Inside Of Them…

Is it possible that one of Hollywood's biggest comedic stars — who has had handlers and publicists coddling him with tales of his own greatness for years — has actually developed some self-awareness? Shocking as it may seem, it sounds like that's what's going on with Eddie Murphy. For example, why is he making a… » 7/02/08 1:45pm 7/02/08 1:45pm